unclefather:

Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

THIS KID IN MY 6:30 AM CLASS SAID “MISTER PROFESSOR” IM DONEEEEEEE

surprisebitch:

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

shouldnt:

Just a reminder that there is an Egyptian god named Thot

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

prohibiti0n:

He misses her

She thinks about him

He wants to text her

She wants a text from him

He doesnt text her

She answers to another dude

End.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

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Brooklyn Baby
Lana Del Rey · Ultraviolence (Deluxe)
22169 Plays
I think we’re like fire and water,
I think we’re like the wind and sea.
You’re burning up, I’m cooling down,
you’re up, I’m down. you’re blind, I see
but I’m free, I’m free.

18/NY/ tags/Happy Tag