so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
(bites lip sexily but really im just trying to peel this piece of skin off)
THIS POST DESCRIBES MY ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE
i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
have some more:
Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.
this is so bad but misha collins is in it
holy shit misha is actually v hot in this and im v confused
Fancy (Iggy Azalea cover)
The Killers - Fancy (Iggy Azalea cover). Bell Centre, Montreal. July 10
iggy azalea loves to repeat her name in her music it’s almost like she’s covering the name game
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???